I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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