Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
two words: eviction party
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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