These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
MIDGETS
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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