I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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