Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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