I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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