that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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