I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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