Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
There's always time for handjobs
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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