The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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