Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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