you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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