just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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