That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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