the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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