I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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