he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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