Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
