yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
