Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
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At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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