i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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