You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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