Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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