well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
BRING THE BAGELS
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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