Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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