Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Welp...herpes.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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