I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I am available for nakedness
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
that is very illegal...i love you.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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