He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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