I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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