Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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