But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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