do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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