Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
