Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she looked like the before picture.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Randomize