You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Two words: blizzard sex
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing