i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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