too bad you live with your parents still
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
