you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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