You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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