she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Ketchup is God's man juice
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Randomize
