just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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