i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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