i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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