I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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