Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I just want to make out with him forever
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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