i think i have two assholes
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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