She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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