My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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