But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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