This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You can't motorboat a personality
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
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Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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