I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
We're too hungover to prance.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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