what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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