I want to stick my p in your. b.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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