Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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