And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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